Ahh…it’s the press!

It would appear that the friction caused by so many desperate-to-see-some-action reporters has set off a small fire in a disused RBS bank on Threadneedle St:

violentpress

Happily every potential ‘anarchist’ has a retinue of at least 10 press people which gives them an excuse to ‘do something violent’ worth reporting.

I’m honoured in that we even have a little retinue of protesters outside The Times. I’m only too happy to acquiesce to any demand they may have.

I think they’re keen for us to take our statutory screen breaks, as constant use of computer monitors can be very bad for the eyes.

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